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Verb: To perform a jonkle like the jonkler does to Man

Noun: A jonkle, like a joke but jonkler
"That was such a funny jonkle, jonkler"
"I'm proud of you for that jonkle, Dick"
Jonkle by L'Quandale Dingle III April 11, 2024
Jonkle (verb):

1. To pull a 'Jonkle' is to channel your inner Jonkler, making a funny Jonkle like the Jonkler would.

Jonkle (noun):

Like a joke, but for the Jonkler, archenemy of Man.
Ex 1: "Man just pulled a Jonkle, is he funny? Is there a lore reason for this Jonkle"?
Ex 2: "I will Jonkle on Arkham"
Jonkle by L'Quandale Dingle III April 13, 2024

The Jonkler 

Arch Enemy of Man
The Jonkler: *jerks man off*
Man: I’m proud of you dick
The Jonkler by Lazy Bro August 15, 2023
Jonalee is a girl with big brown eyes,she is loving and caring.she will stick by your side through thick or thin.everybody should have a jonalee in their lives
Jonalee is awesome.
jonalee by Jackie119o November 11, 2018

junkless 

junkless means a person who doesn't have private body parts. reference is supernatural drama serial season 11 episode 19. there were creatures who were being called junkless.
he is junkless he cant perform sex
junkless by aadil140 May 22, 2016
Miscellaneous thing. Often cheap junk or worthless. Something you would buy at a tourist shop.
That store is full of nothing but jinklets.
jinklet by .micki. April 2, 2009
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