Jones law

The act of going near the hottest person in a location.

For example, in a supermarket, it is the act of going to the hottest check out assistant. Or, when on a bus, sitting near as possible to the hottest person there.

Steve: Wow, Nathan just used the Jones Law to go to that sweet ass checkout assistant.

by Antonoir July 23, 2017

Jones' Law

If you believe in enough Conspiracy Theories then you will inevitably be correct about one or more.

Jones' Law is crazy! I can't believe Alex Jones was right about Epstien and the pedophilia ring

by RoiceX June 23, 2020

Jones' Law

The more time that passes, the more likely Alex Jones was right.

Did you hear that Atrazine, one of the world's most widely used pesticides, makes adult male frogs into females?
I figured, its Jones' Law, they turned the frogs gay.
What about Covid being a Bioweapon?

by AltLore May 26, 2021