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Jones College Prep

Jones College Prep is one of the top selective enrollment high schools in the city of Chicago, state, and country. Jones has been becoming more popular as the years go by, which has made it extremely competitive to attend. Jones has a variety of students from all over the city. Jones is also known for its prep students and everything that encompasses. Many people may not know, but Jones is a true Chicago prep school. Activities of students include: horseback riding, swimming, water polo, track, crew, debate team, soccer, tennis, much philanthropic work, among other things. Jones has some of the strongest academics in the country, with students attending the top universities: Yale, Williams, Harvard, MIT, Stanford, UofC, Pomona, Northwestern, and many more. The location of the school is absolutely amazing, located in downtown Chicago. This comes with all the amenities: museums, shopping, great restaurants, book stores, parks, etc. Many students also take complete advantage of school breaks to travel the world, intern, and participate in philanthropy. Jones is the place to be. The social scene is also great. This school is also great due to the diversity of every kind.
There are a great variety of styles at Jones College Prep:
1. girls fashion: northface, uggs, designer clothes
2. guys fashion: northface, sperrys, designer clothes
3. elite group: northface, jcrew, burberry, gucci, lacoste, and other expensive designer clothing.

Jones kids are intellectually competent, and defy expectations. They are multifaceted. Should not be undermined. Jones is up there with all the top. It is Chicago’s best kept secret, until recently.
Jones College Prep by insider3200 November 2, 2010
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Jones College prep is the gayest school in chicago. While you might have come to Jones for an education you were wrong. Jones is full of furries and it's hard to find a friend group who aren't mean wannable rich kids. The Jones population is 99% white and 1% other.
Person 1: "I go to Jones College prep."
Person 2:"Oh you are you a furry?"
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009
Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026