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a multi use word, which can be entered for either an object, place or person, when the speaker is either A: too stoned,- or B: too lazy - to be bothered to locate and use the correct word for the occasion.much used by teenage males when talking to other homeies from da hood.can also be shortened to 'jon'
1. ok ma..im just going down da jonathon

2. alright jon what u doin?

3. have you seen my jonathon, it was here a minute ago????
by mother-by-proxy June 19, 2005
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jackass, ballsack, likes men, loves to suck cock.
Jonathon: wow did you here what jon did to me yesterday?!?!
no

he sucked my dick!!
by jon ballin wall December 18, 2013
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someone who will shit talk you forever but is full of empty threats and wont do shit.
"He said he would..."
"He won't. He's a Jonathon."
by xobih November 20, 2016
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A retarded android user than runs like yogi bear. Frequently says dumb comments.
Damn that kid runs like a Jonathon.
by Jonathon Cary May 08, 2019
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Tom: “hey 2+2=5!”

Jeff: “are you a Jonathon it’s four you Jonathon”
Tom: “oh”
by Your local neighbor Fred October 14, 2019
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Tom: “2+2=5” Jeff: “are you a Jonathon it’s 4 “
by Your local neighbor Fred October 14, 2019
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