A crazy boy who takes too many baths and listens to his music really loud. He isn't the most attractive of his kind but there will always be one person who loves him for who he is.
by youdontknowmelol99 December 22, 2012
Jonathon a friendly soul. A beautiful smile, blond messy hair, blue eyes and gorgeous gaze. They are a bit nerdy for example they love Star Wars but hate on Harry Potter. They are intelligent young Men and very polite. They all deserve the perfect girl sadly for my Jonathon that isn't me. He deserves a girl who understands him for who he is and not just because they like him, a girl who laughs a lot, respects her friends and is very strong and loyal. Here's a favour if you meet a Jonathon keep him as a friend forever because he will help you through tough times, he lend a shoulder to cry on and will love you forever. Trust me you too will love him forever.❤️❤️❤️❣️
by Karate April 29, 2019
by humttt January 16, 2018
Jonathon
by Cool guy 2009 December 1, 2021
Jonathon is a very conceited human being who always thinks he’s cute asf and he really is. Jonathon has a warm heart and will always give his all for his special girl. His laugh sounds like a winded bottle and his hair looks like eyebrow hair. But all jokes aside jonathon is definitely someone you want to keep forever by your side and there isn’t any other Jonathon out there like the one you have now.
Jonathon to absana: “headass give me some reeses”.
Absana: “stfu you dumbass and come here grab some before I chop your beard off.”
Jonathon: “ why you so feisty”, “me likey”
Absana:🤪🤪
Absana: “stfu you dumbass and come here grab some before I chop your beard off.”
Jonathon: “ why you so feisty”, “me likey”
Absana:🤪🤪
by Jonathon-Absana October 24, 2019
Jonathon is a great human being who can make friends with almost everyone, he is into technology and somehow manages to get hurt in every sport, he is amazing to everyone but doesn’t realize how important he is.
by Immmapotatoe May 24, 2019
The name of a paticuarly annoying friend or incident. Could be used to replace "moist".It is the word for someone or something that is so annoying or idiotic that it cannot be explained any other way.
"Dude, I had such a Jonathon day"
"I hate that guy. He's such a Jonathon"
"My girlfriend broke up with me"
"Jonathon times for you"
"I hate that guy. He's such a Jonathon"
"My girlfriend broke up with me"
"Jonathon times for you"
by don'tforgetthemilk1414 November 13, 2011