Slang for needing a beer to drink. Named after star Australian Rugby League player Jonathon Thurston, who notoriously yells "I'm Jonathon Thirsty" after games to let his team mates know to get him a beer.
by Matt Wilmot June 12, 2007
by DamianTheGreatest August 24, 2017
Bisexual Jonathon, or Jon for short is reserved, thoughtful, and kind. He has a odd personality and likes anime, weed, his family, and sex. In fact he is quite the sex addict and will turn everyone around him into a kinky bitch. He is tall, but not clumsy. His hands are very attractive.
“Bisexual Jonathon, did you hear me?” He replies; “No.” “yes” “what did you say” “I wasn’t thinking about anything”.
by NaheleFae July 5, 2022
Jonathon is low key anti-social when it comes to make friends outside his normal social groups. He brings his switch everywhere to avoid human contact with people other than his three or four friends
by Mr. CAMeleon August 18, 2022
Jonathan Byers a guy who sleeps with Steve Harrington’s girlfriends and takes picture of them while they are sleeping
Person1: I slept with someone’s girlfriend
Person2: you are such a Jonathan Byers
Jonathon Byers being defined
Person2: you are such a Jonathan Byers
Jonathon Byers being defined
by Definition dog April 24, 2020
When someone sells pills and bags and doesn't do drugs eats burgers with just ketchup and cheese and bangs even the bluest of blue waffles
by Edward Obrien June 7, 2020
A wonderful human being, who has an unhealthy addiction to sports, rubber ducks, and a bloodline feud with unicorns. He has the best skin anyone has seen on a man, and goes on frequent golfing trips. He will probably be mean to you at first, but will get to know and appreciate you. Jonathon is a very intelligent funny person, and can teach you many things.
by KaironeyBaloney May 15, 2019