Jonas Fangirl 

These are the girls who aren't real fans. They're incredibly annoying, have never looked at a dictionary, and tend to abuse the caps lock key. Mainly in the tween age group, it is very easy to tell when one is a Jonas Fangirl.
They are obsessed with the Jonas Brothers looks, and get mad when someone dates a Jonas Brother (other than themselves.)
Occasionally, they even yell at other fangirls who think a certain Jonas is theirs, which has led to many arguments. If someone says their opinion and happen to not like the Jonas Brothers in any way, the fangirls have a spaz attack and attempt to insult the other person with unintelligent remarks.

Not to be mistaken for a NJF (normal Jonas fan.)

Guy: I don't like the Jonas Brothers music, they suck at singing.
NJF: Oh. I like their singing, but that's your opinion.
Jonas Fangirl: OMGGG THEY R SOOO GREAT U R JUST JELOUS CUZ I BET U CANT SINGG ND THEY R PERFCT SOOOOOOOOOOO HAWTTT AND LYKE THEY HAV PURTY RINGS SO THEY R BETTER THEN U.U DONT NO GUD MUSIC SO F*** OFF YOU GAY F**!!!!!1!!11ONE!

Jonas Fangirl by AlexaJ October 20, 2008

Jonas Brothers Fangirls 

Stupid girls usually who are between 12-17 who worship and pray and dream of having sex with the Jonas Brothers. They are mindless bandwagon followers who can't spell argue or think of any reason to like the Jonas Brothers than their (lack of) looks. They are like zombies you can't kill legally.

"Oh god those Jonas Brothers fangirls just flamed me for not being a zombie and liking the JB

Jonas Brothers Fangirls by AlisaGirl1990 August 23, 2009

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016