Jon V.

Puerto Rican in his early 30s heavily tatted and probably sleeps on his motorcycle shaped bed naked just bearing his Gold Chain.

Jon V. Is bae

Jon V. by Anonymous1984boi November 22, 2021

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dirty jon voight

when a guy shows up a party wasted and dressed like Zoolander and ends up singing Purple Rain while pissing in the dog's water dish...

Gerry is the only guy I know who can pull off a dirty jon voight and still remain popular with the ladies.

dirty jon voight by Dr. Simulacra November 7, 2013

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Lil Jon-versation

A conversation in a bar that is so loud that the people having the conversation can't hear each other well enough, so they simply start responding with the responses of "WHAT", "YEAH", and "OKAY."

As a result, the conversation begins to resemble a song by hip-hop / rap artist Lil Jon.

An example of a "Lil Jon-versation," as described taking place at a crowed, loud dance club:
A-"DO YOU WANT A BEER?!?"
B-"WHAT?!?"
A-"I SAID DO YOU WANT A BEER?!?"
B-"YEAH!"
A-"OKAY!"
...Person A Goes to Bartender...
A-"TWO BEERS, PLEASE!"
C-"WHAT?"
A-"I SAID, TWO BEERS, PLEASE!"
C-"OKAY! WHAT KIND?"
A-"WHAT?!?"
...

Lil Jon-versation by FrankZappaSA September 13, 2011

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Jon Voight

Jon Voight is an actor.

The biggest contribution he made to the world was was when he had sex with Marcheline Bertrand in 1974; Bertrand later gave birth to Angelina Jolie.

Karl: Jon Voight is Angelina Jolie's father?
Mark: Who the fuck is Jon Voight?

Jon Voight by Snabelj August 12, 2006