Joking Off

The act of masturbating to porn bloopers.

Dude, I just finished joking off to the video of the guy missing the chick's vagina and accidently sticking it in her butthole."

by mealsreadytoeat March 23, 2010

Joking Off

The act of telling terrible jokes for your own amusement, no matter how disgusted the people who hear them are, or how much bodily harm they threaten you with.

Zach: What's a pirate's favorite kind of chips?
DieLawn: . . .
Zach: Sea salt and malt vineGARRRRRRRR.
DieLawn: I'm going to stab you in the throat if you keep joking off.

by DieLawn December 31, 2007

Joking Off

The irresistible urge to make wisecracks while someone is presenting serious information.

Marty kept joking off during the lecture, leaving everyone else with incomplete notes.

by sevenpeople July 30, 2010

are you joking me off

a question asked of someone when they're telling you something you don't want to hear.

coworker #1: "did you hear we have to have these reports done by this afternoon."

coworker #2: "are you joking me off right now?"

by gap tooth grin August 19, 2009

Jaking off

The act of leaving a public place, i.e. school, for an extended period of time to masturbate

Dude where's Jake he's been gone for like an hour.
Oh he's probably jaking off

by afhgfnbt January 6, 2009

Jaking Off

The act of jerking off at a friend's house.

"Wow look at him, he is Jaking Off at my house!"

by dickinarounddickonson January 23, 2015

Jorking Off

Its like jerking off but in a baller way!

guy1: wanna get on roblox?

guy2: no im Jorking Off!

by JesterDeen January 14, 2024