Joiner King

1). A soulless individual appearing to have no obvious basic social skills apart from the ability to communicate online through instant messaging programs, with strange smilies.

2). A backstabber and a thief.

3). Somebody obsessed with 24.

4). A homophobe.

1). Person A - Hi Ben, how are you today?

Joiner King - ._.

2). Person A - Dude, did Joiner King ever pay you back that money you kindly lent him?

Person B - Did he fuck?! He told me to fuck off and called me a cunt! That's gratitude for you!

3). Joiner King - "OMG I WANT TO FUCK JACK BAUER IN THE ASS"

4). Person A - "I love you Andrew."

Person B - "I love you too Rick".

Joiner King - "OMG I've just been physically sick"

Joiner King by A Pretentious Camel August 12, 2008

Joinering

A common word used to describe raping or taking advantage of a drunk girl.

At that party last night, there was a lot of Joinering going on!

Never let a guy get you alone in a room if you are drunk. He will most likely Joiner you!

Joinering by BelmontSlang October 25, 2011