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Johnny Shot

Shot of Malort
Chase with Shot of Tequila
** no salt or lime **
Person A: Can I get a Johnny Shot?
Bartender: You're Wild AF!
Johnny Shot by Doble P December 5, 2023
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Johnny Shot

Drank by only the baddest MOFOs!

1 shot of Malort
Chase with your well Tequila
** no lime no salt **
Person A: Can I get a Johnny Shot?
Bartender: You're wild AF!
Johnny Shot by Doble P December 5, 2023

Johnny Shot

The Johnny shot is when you take a shot of Malort and chase it with well tequila. No line or salt can be used.
Person A: Hey can I get a Johnny shot?
Bartender: Of course! You’re wild af!
Johnny Shot by Doble P December 6, 2023

Who Shot Johnny

A meme in the fandom of popular anime and manga series JoJo's Bizarre Adventure, originating from the story of Steel Ball Run, Volume 18, Chapter 69, where main character, Johnny Joestar, is shot by alternate universe versions of side character Wekapipo, secondary antagonist Diego Brando, and main villain Funny Valentine using his stand, Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap (D4C). The name of the "meme" most likely comes from the term "Who Shot John"
Person 1:So who shot Johnny
Person 2:Yes

One Shot Johnny 

What you call a dude who can only must up one go in any sort of sexual experience.
"Damn man, did you go all night?"

"Hell no, I'm a One Shot Johnny."
One Shot Johnny by neilruby1 December 7, 2016

Johnny Two-Shot 

A kid who can't do more than two shots before passing out. Like a bitch.
Way to pass out after only doing two shots of vodka... fuckin' Johnny Two-Shot here can't hang!
Johnny Two-Shot by Ice Represent September 3, 2010

Who Shot Johnny

When you and two other men were having a foursome with your wife, and someone shit diarrhea on her. Due to some wierd paralell universe shit and it was all three of you in different univere but also all of you and in one of the universes she was also cummed on.
Who Shot Johnny by GangstaTargaryn September 24, 2019
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