John T. 

A John T. is a particularly nasty manager at a bookstore. Known for his moodiness, blistering criticism, withering stares and constant whining, he is feared by both empolyees and customers. You might find him lurking in the shadows of the non-fiction section, ready to pounce at your shelving mistakes. He also has a street rep for being one of the best dancers aound, but don't ask him to dance unless you fancy a write-up and or trimination.

bookstore empolyee 1: Shoot man, we got a new manager. he's a total John T., too.

bookstore empolyee 2: *shakes uncontrollably* oh no...

John T. by booklover019192 October 15, 2009

John T. Wolfe 

1. mediocre billards player
2. one who cannot handle losing well

Hey, wanna go to the bar and hustle some John T. Wolfe's for cash?

Even though I only win half the games I play, I feel the need to be a John T. Wolfe after each one.

John T. Wolfe by LaRold Blondo May 11, 2013

When Today Is Friday But John Didn't Go To The Movies: 

A meme on Reddit that people started making darker versions of like, John didn't go to the movies because he was killed by minions.

Wanna go to the movies on Friday John?
When today is Friday but John didn't go to the movies:

When Today Is Friday But John Didn't Go To The Movies: by BootyJuice21 September 22, 2023

Don't Wake Up The John 

a slang used to refer to a sleepy man who shall not be disturbed

My friend said to don't wake up the john aka his father otherwise he shall punish me with impunity

Don't Wake Up The John by WIlliam Penilecock January 2, 2023

Johnt 

A form of abbreviating words while texting, typically by removing vowels for faster communication. Example: i don't know to IDK.

Dude, it's taking me forever to write this text message to Mark.

Use some johnts like IDK, ur, lmk to speed it up!

Johnt by captiosusverbum September 19, 2022