john macenroe

The act of stuffing a tennis ball in a wool tube sock up your ass and pulling it out quickly.

I gave your sister the john macenroe last night.

john macenroe by Mackerel Flap Smacker August 3, 2007

John McEnroe 

A drink concocted with 2 shots of Bacardi 151, 3 shots of Evan Williams Bourbon, and Cherry/Regular Coke. Drink while watching tennis

We drank John McEnroes while watching tennis.

John McEnroe by tennisdrinker April 3, 2010

John McEnroe's Shoes 

Slang term for lady bits

I'd love to wear her john mcenroe shoes!

John McEnroe's Shoes by Fryer May 25, 2005

John McEnroe 

Hey wanna watch the tennis final with me
Federer Nadal might have been the final
But ok

Roger Federer
Novak Djokovic
John McEnroe is on too

John McEnroe by Krkič July 14, 2019

john mackenroe 

Best used when you are upset with your partner. You are doing your girl missionary, you pull out and lean back in a full service stance. With a loud grunt of effort overhand spike your load into her face. Then with John energy yell at her "you're a disgrace!" Then storn out of the room mumbling to yourself "40 love".

I was mad at my girlfriend last night. Totally subjected her to a John mackenroe. Made me feel much better.

john mackenroe by DaveKendrick December 24, 2023