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Jogular

A Male Melmacian Wants To Find a Female Melmacian For Love.
Bob had to Jogular To Find Flo.
by MayDayMeh June 16, 2018
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jugular

The sensitive, vital part in the neck.
Dude, you just took one in the jugular!

Frank: You're crazy man, I like you, but you're crazy!
by tim May 2, 2006
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going for the jugular

Attempting a fatal attack against an adversary. An attack intended to completely defeat and destroy one opponent, most particularly by attacking their vital weakness as if trying to sever the jugular vein.

The tactical opposite of "going for the capillaries."
In Star Wars, Luke Skywalker defeated the Death Star by going for the jugular and firing a proton torpedo volley into its main reactor, causing a chain reaction that destroyed the entire station.
by MaxwellX September 3, 2010
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Jocular

jocular |ˈjäkyələr|
adjective
fond of or characterized by joking; humorous or playful; someone who thinks themselves funny

DERIVATIVES
jocularity |ˌjäkyəˈlaritē| |ˈdʒɑkjəˈlɛrədi| |-ˈlarɪti| noun
jocularly |ˈdʒɑkjələrli| adverb
ORIGIN early 17th cent.: from Latin jocularis, from joculus, diminutive of jocus (see joke ).
she sounded in a jocular mood | his voice was jocular.
by ms.benny October 20, 2010
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jugulars

My God! Check out the jugulars on the chick at the counter!
by Mo Dixley December 29, 2004
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Jagular

A creature that hides in trees and waits for you to stand under it, at which point it proceeds to drop on you. Often times, they will call out "Hallo" and wait for you to look up prior to dropping.
John: "Did you hear what happened to Nancy?"
Carol: "No, I heard she went on a camping trip this week but I haven't seen her since. What happened?
John: "She heard a 'Hallo', looked up, and a Jagular dropped on her."
Carol: "That's too bad, I always likes Nancy!"
by TheCreature April 17, 2009
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jocularious

when something is really smart and funny at the same time. good way to flirt with geniuses. mix between jocular and hilarious
genius guy: "so the proton says to the neutron, are you positive?" ahahaha

girl: wow...that was, um, such a jocularious joke!

genius guy: you wanna hear another one?

girl: no thanks..
by underratedPB13 March 27, 2009
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