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A fine ass, light skin, caramel macchiato swirl handsome man. Polite and courteous to all those who reciprocate it. Don’t get it twisted though he will cut your throat if you look at him or his wrong.
Person: wow who’s that?
Person; that’s just Joewy don’t get too close his girl will assassinate you like it was project paper clip
Joewy by HisBubbles November 23, 2021
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Joey Batey

Joey Batey is an 82 year old actor/singer. He was born January 1 1938 somewhere in the UK. At the moment, he has given up on love after 3 failed marriages and losing both his children in the custody battle in 1962. He has 5 grandchildren and as far as we know, he has met none of them due to his children being terrified of his baking skills, or lack thereof. Batey starred in shows and movies such as The Witcher, The White Queen, The Riot Club, and he even voiced Pinkie Pie in My Little Pony.
friend: did you know joey batey has had 3 failed marriages?
me: really?

friend: yeah
me: ok
Joey Batey by joeyplznoticeethan April 26, 2020

Joey Trap 

The most underrated nigga alive. He is one of the best rappers in existence, and he likes cartoons so it's a bonus.
Random bitch: Did you hear about how the two best Joey Trap albums got taken off of Spotify?
Random dick: Yah, I know! Someone needs to fire the niggas who removed them

Joey Diaz 

A hilarious comedian born in Cuba and raised in New Jersey. Known for his over-the-top style of comedy and vivid imagery, Joey Diaz is a comic who has a joke for everyone. Endless stories about his cocaine days and growing up in Jersey and Colorado have legendary status. His vernacular is one of a kind and will make you feel as if you're a character on "The Sopranos". Considered by some to be the funniest man alive, it won't hurt to check some of his specials out or even his podcast called "The Church of What's Happening Now" (Uncle Joey's Joint as of 2020).
"Last night I watched one of Joey Diaz's podcasts, I couldn't hold my laughter for more than a minute at a time."
Joey Diaz by navajodave69 November 11, 2020

joey birlem

joey birlem is the hottest guy in the world. he also has over 1.3 million followers on instagram user: @joeybirlem
"omg joey birlem is so hot omg yum"
joey birlem by australianjoey November 27, 2017

Joey Tribbiani

Joey (short for Joseph) Tribbiani is a fictional character on the show Friends. He is not very smart but he is surely a loyal and loving friend. He seems like a perverted womanizer but he is well-intentioned. Joey has a childish side and gets grumpy often but it just adds to his cuteness. Both his eyes and smile are so wide and just a look at him will definitely make you smile . Joey is not that tall but he has strong masculine features which makes him highly attractive and good with the ladies.

Joey has a catchphrase that he uses while smirking to grap women's attention : "how you doin?". His very deep voice adds even more sexiness to the catchphrase.
Example 1:

Friend : "Joey Tribbiani is on T.V."

Me : "OH LORD look at that cute smile , it just melts my heart."

Example 2:

Me: *just in the kitchen making coffee*
Me: *remembers Joey*
Also me: *smiles* HE'S JUST TOO ADORABLE
Joey Tribbiani by Arwalovestøp November 7, 2019

joey graceffa 

a skinny legend youtuber with over 8M subs on his main channel and over 2M on his gaming channel. he came out as gay in 2015 with his music video "dont wait" he is the creator of youtube red's "escape the night" which has 2 seasons. he is the author of 3 books which are "in real life", "children of eden", and "elites of eden".
joey graceffa by a wise teen May 8, 2018
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murderhobo 

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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
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A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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