Roman God of Rawness who dined with Leonitus in hell. Exceptional person of amazing talent and all around ballin status. A genuine stud who is really packing in the pants/toga. Someone who always comes through in the clutch. This divine warrior cannot be destroyed, he is the ultimate ally. Derived from Joelus, the Greek god of Rawness.
"Today we were getting worked on COD 4 but then Joeles came and they were paralyzed by the his intimidating stature. Then Joeles bent them over a table. WE WON thanks to JOELES!
by captaninsano12 March 8, 2009
Get the Joeles mug.On a rare occasion, it's when a person hits the jackpot in the lottery and due to their extreme excited, has an orgasm at the same time.
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by MichaelJCaboose December 19, 2014
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Get the joels mom mug.A very beautiful girl inside and out wether she wants to believe it or not. Has a great sense of humor and is alwyas there for a friend. Though has some anger management isues it does not affect her love for people and is loved by most guys. She provides her attention to THE guy a good portion of her time.
by Natalie Alvin July 1, 2011
Get the Joelys mug.Arianna Kelise Joles is a very sweet beautiful girl. She's super nice and caring. She's really thoughtful, she's great at thinking of gifts and surprises and is constantly making others smile. She's a really strong girl and although she's been through a lot, she's still an amazing girl. Arianna is very beautiful, she's practically a model. She's one of the most beautiful girls you'll ever meet everything from her eyes to her smile to the complexion of her skin, She's just beautiful in every way possible.
by SilverSpoonn December 10, 2018
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Get the Joeled mug.The girl everyone wants. Kind hearted & She the prettiest baddest bitch out there! She's will make you the happiest ever and treat you how you should be if you truly mean something to her. Don't get it twisted with a joelissa she is very fierce as well. Bring her to your parents they will fall in love with her. She is very smart and Carrys herself well. Everyone's dream girl. If you have a joelissa in your life your one lucky person. Oh and did I mention she has a great sense of humor and great body! Like Beyoncé says put a ring on it!
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