Joe popp 

Used to describe someone who likes to have as many friends as possible, but enjoys being alone. This person wishes to be invited to more activities, but he is too quiet to ask to come him or her self. Once this person wants to do something, he or she gets it done right away. This person also wants everyone to like him or her so he or she has as many friends as possible. Also, when he or she falls in a deep love, he or she will do anything to fulfill their vision of the future with them. This person tries to do everything right and will do anything to do it right. This person loves science with a burning passion.

Wow, you're such a Joe Popp and I find that quite interesting.

Joe popp by Its fine January 5, 2017

Popping a short-handed Joe 

“Popping a short-handed Joe” is the expression of fisting a handicapped human in the anus with half a hand.

“Mind popping a short-handed Joe on me? I really need that after my long day at work!”
“Sure, no worries!”

Popping a short-handed Joe by chinese_dogman February 20, 2021