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cockxygen 

an act usually performed by athletes who play sports requiring an athletic cup, such as football lacrosse or baseball. This act includes the athlete taking out his sweaty ball cup, sneaking up behind a unsuspecting victim, and placing the cup over the victims nose and mouth, then yelling COCKXYGEN!
awwww man i just gave that little freshmen bitch some good ass cockxygen
cockxygen by H0MEWRECK3R May 7, 2008
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1) After a sporting activity to remove one's cup form its jock-strap and place it over another teammates face like an oxygen mask forcing them to breathe in your ball sweat. Often used as a concequence for a bad job during play of the sport, or done to the team bitch for laughs
Eric sucked it up during the game, so when we got into the lockerroom I was obligated to give him a massive coxygen.
Coxygen by Franco December 11, 2003

cocktogenarian 

a play on the word 'octogenarian' meaning someone who has reached the ripe old age of 80. by that measure, a cocktogenarian is someone who has slept with 80 men. simple as.

it may also apply in the unlikely occurance of a man having 80 penises.
my favourite porn star is in so many movies, she must be a cocktogenarian by now!
cocktogenarian by seeoodonim June 23, 2011

cocktagenarian 

A man who is a total dickhead and also in his eighth decade of life (numerically. i.e. 80 - 89 years old).
The guy I work for is a total asshat. And he's old. He's a cocktagenarian.

Jockxygen 

When, in a lockerroom setting, one player takes his/her cup, turns it upside down, and puts it on the face of a teammate so that it resembles an oxygen mask.
"I gave Bill the worst jockxygen in history yesterday, he nearly passed out!"
Jockxygen by JoeMamma123456789 April 12, 2008

cockydent 

Not cocky or Confident, but a little bit of both
Calvin is not cocky nor confident, he's cockydent
cockydent by SexyKat7 December 7, 2015
Coxygen is a word to describe how much space/comfort a certain pair of pants or underwear allows for your cock/balls. If you have a large amount of space/comfort, then your coxygen levels are high, likewise, low amounts indicate a low coxygen level
Dude these pants are so tight! My coxygen levels are realllly low!!

Bro these pants are so comfortable, so much coxygen!!
Coxygen by Magrao December 23, 2011
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