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cockxygen 

an act usually performed by athletes who play sports requiring an athletic cup, such as football lacrosse or baseball. This act includes the athlete taking out his sweaty ball cup, sneaking up behind a unsuspecting victim, and placing the cup over the victims nose and mouth, then yelling COCKXYGEN!
awwww man i just gave that little freshmen bitch some good ass cockxygen
cockxygen by H0MEWRECK3R May 7, 2008
Words you can keep
1) After a sporting activity to remove one's cup form its jock-strap and place it over another teammates face like an oxygen mask forcing them to breathe in your ball sweat. Often used as a concequence for a bad job during play of the sport, or done to the team bitch for laughs
Eric sucked it up during the game, so when we got into the lockerroom I was obligated to give him a massive coxygen.
Coxygen by Franco December 11, 2003

cocktogenarian 

a play on the word 'octogenarian' meaning someone who has reached the ripe old age of 80. by that measure, a cocktogenarian is someone who has slept with 80 men. simple as.

it may also apply in the unlikely occurance of a man having 80 penises.
my favourite porn star is in so many movies, she must be a cocktogenarian by now!
cocktogenarian by seeoodonim June 23, 2011

cocktagenarian 

A man who is a total dickhead and also in his eighth decade of life (numerically. i.e. 80 - 89 years old).
The guy I work for is a total asshat. And he's old. He's a cocktagenarian.

Jockxygen 

When, in a lockerroom setting, one player takes his/her cup, turns it upside down, and puts it on the face of a teammate so that it resembles an oxygen mask.
"I gave Bill the worst jockxygen in history yesterday, he nearly passed out!"
Jockxygen by JoeMamma123456789 April 12, 2008

cockydent 

Not cocky or Confident, but a little bit of both
Calvin is not cocky nor confident, he's cockydent
cockydent by SexyKat7 December 7, 2015
Coxygen is a word to describe how much space/comfort a certain pair of pants or underwear allows for your cock/balls. If you have a large amount of space/comfort, then your coxygen levels are high, likewise, low amounts indicate a low coxygen level
Dude these pants are so tight! My coxygen levels are realllly low!!

Bro these pants are so comfortable, so much coxygen!!
Coxygen by Magrao December 23, 2011
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Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026
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