Joch

Simile for semen
Specifically, what a person that is bad at the video game 'CALL OF DUTY' gargles and swallows.

"You just got joched on!"
"You literally have joch all over, around and inside your mouth"
"How do you like that ooey, gooey, sticky, slimy, nasty, stinky, milky, wet, murky joch in your mouth?

Joch by Real Joch Clan on instagram February 17, 2023

Joch

A child in high school nicknamed Joch, when his real name is Josh. Hes generally cringy and short, not to mention kind of retarded.

He acts like hes so cool but is actually a nerd

Haha ly Joch

"See that dude Josh over there!"

"Yea hes such a retard!"

"Yea hes a Joch"

Joch by Ya h0e March 14, 2019

jochelle 

Crazy, highly energetic, and normally a good friend.

Person A: Man who is that crazy girl?

Person B: Oh, that’s Jochelle!

jochelle by RagingFireType April 12, 2021

Jochebed 

An beautiful kind girl who will stick up for the people she cares about. A Jochebed may be mean at times but remember that she's not always as tough as she acts. Jochebeds tend to do whatever is best for them so be kind to them and they will take care of you.

Look at that Jochebed.

Jochebed by ChocoChips October 12, 2010

Jochen 

This nigga is the coolest white dude I've ever known.
He fits in the hood just about right.
My nigga Jochen

"Yo Drizzy who is this guy Jochen?"
"He is my white nigga dawg"
"He straight"

Jochen by lonny420blazeit February 20, 2019

Jochamism 

A very laid-back teaching philosophy centered around understanding large concepts by the time a test appears. Often incorporating cartoons and powerpoints with strange pictures (see also: lolcats), this coffee-fueled teaching style usually varies from a standard classroom procedure.

Any Jochamist teacher will most likely emit odd noises, loud interjections, various poses, and offer blunt criticism to students.

"What is your new teacher like?"
"Oh, he's a total Jochamist. We walked into his room and immediately smelled coffee, and then we watched bugs bunny the rest of the period."

"My teacher must believe in Jochamism. We just saw a powerpoint on how to 'Not do so bad in class' and were told 'If being you doesn't work, be someone else.'"

Jochamism by HSstudent April 10, 2012

Jochen 

Jochen comes from the hebrew word Jojakim or Jojachin meaning "raisede by Jahwe". It signifies that this person is loyal, honest, brave and good. In fact, Jojakim was the ancient king of Juda and the father of Jojachin. In the German speaking area this name became very popular during the 16th and 17th century. In Dutch slang Jochen is a knick-name for a small boy at elementary school. Many Jochens became very rich. There is a coin named after Jochen, the so called Joachimsthaler.

You date a Jochen, you don´t need to work anymore.
Jochen rules!

Jochen by Freezer1 February 7, 2010