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Simile for semen
Specifically, what a person that is bad at the video game 'CALL OF DUTY' gargles and swallows.
"You just got joched on!"
"You literally have joch all over, around and inside your mouth"
"How do you like that ooey, gooey, sticky, slimy, nasty, stinky, milky, wet, murky joch in your mouth?
Joch by Real Joch Clan on instagram February 17, 2023
Words you can keep
A child in high school nicknamed Joch, when his real name is Josh. Hes generally cringy and short, not to mention kind of retarded.

He acts like hes so cool but is actually a nerd

Haha ly Joch
"See that dude Josh over there!"

"Yea hes such a retard!"

"Yea hes a Joch"
Joch by Ya h0e March 14, 2019
Related Words
jochen Jochebed Joch Jochacho Jochem jochheim Jochi Jocha Jochabed Jochamism

jochelle 

Crazy, highly energetic, and normally a good friend.
Person A: Man who is that crazy girl?

Person B: Oh, that’s Jochelle!
jochelle by RagingFireType April 12, 2021

Jochebed 

An beautiful kind girl who will stick up for the people she cares about. A Jochebed may be mean at times but remember that she's not always as tough as she acts. Jochebeds tend to do whatever is best for them so be kind to them and they will take care of you.
Look at that Jochebed.
Jochebed by ChocoChips October 12, 2010
This nigga is the coolest white dude I've ever known.
He fits in the hood just about right.
My nigga Jochen
"Yo Drizzy who is this guy Jochen?"
"He is my white nigga dawg"
"He straight"
Jochen by lonny420blazeit February 20, 2019

Jochamism 

A very laid-back teaching philosophy centered around understanding large concepts by the time a test appears. Often incorporating cartoons and powerpoints with strange pictures (see also: lolcats), this coffee-fueled teaching style usually varies from a standard classroom procedure.

Any Jochamist teacher will most likely emit odd noises, loud interjections, various poses, and offer blunt criticism to students.
"What is your new teacher like?"
"Oh, he's a total Jochamist. We walked into his room and immediately smelled coffee, and then we watched bugs bunny the rest of the period."

"My teacher must believe in Jochamism. We just saw a powerpoint on how to 'Not do so bad in class' and were told 'If being you doesn't work, be someone else.'"
Jochamism by HSstudent April 10, 2012
Jochen comes from the hebrew word Jojakim or Jojachin meaning "raisede by Jahwe". It signifies that this person is loyal, honest, brave and good. In fact, Jojakim was the ancient king of Juda and the father of Jojachin. In the German speaking area this name became very popular during the 16th and 17th century. In Dutch slang Jochen is a knick-name for a small boy at elementary school. Many Jochens became very rich. There is a coin named after Jochen, the so called Joachimsthaler.
You date a Jochen, you don´t need to work anymore.
Jochen rules!
Jochen by Freezer1 February 7, 2010
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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