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by knobgobbler68 April 19, 2024

Jizzy Jizzy Cocoa Puffs

When someone masturbates and finishes in someone else's bowl of cereal.

After my girlfriend got me a toothbrush for my birthday, I gave her Jizzy Jizzy Cocoa Puffs for hers.

by fuzzypickle16 March 25, 2012

Jizzy Jake

The rarest man on the planet. He's hard to find because he tends to be in hiding most of his life. He has fucked so many bitches that he has become immortal and a god. Jizzy Jake cannot walk around in public without having to pry the mouths of many of the hottest bitches off his huge schlong. If you happen to see the rare sighting of Jizzy Jake, take advantage of the blessing and give him the ride of his life, for you might never get such an amazing opportunity....ever.

omfg its Jizzy Jake! I need him NOW!

by thetruthistold November 21, 2010

jizzy jeb

a jeb, short for jebend that is jizzy(spunky)
A penis oozed in cum

Sam B is jizzy jeb!!
The jizziest of all jebs

by jimmmy 3ms June 27, 2007

jizzy johnson

One who belives they are tough and prematurely ejaculates in there pants at the first sight of a hot girl. Also believes they have friends when in real life no one likes them

Dude Ricardo is such a jizzy johnson now wonder why hes always playing video games

by iwhbyd March 19, 2008

jizzy jizum

cum, seamen, sperm, orgasm, juice (or n e thing else you can think of)

dawg, im squirtin my jizzy jizum!

by dirrtyboi101 November 28, 2005

jizzy jazz

Any musical line, chord progression, or beat that gives the listener the sudden urge to ejaculate everywhere

“Did you hear what Drake just dropped? That shit is some jizzy jazz!”

by Musicmajor69 November 11, 2018