Jizzjoint 

A slang word for "sperm bank"

Im going to donate at the Jizzjoint
I might too

Jizzjoint by Mike Woodrow November 11, 2007

jizzoint 

Joint. Left-handed cigarette, maryjane, pot, weeeeed

Let's go smoke a jizzoint!

jizzoint by jeepzilla December 12, 2003

jizzintine 

a jizzintine is a clementine that you cut a hole into and jizz in it. close it back up and freeze it and serve it as a dessert at a dinner party.

Oh-no! i Forgot to make the jizzintines for to night!!!!

jizzintine by Spartacus(>'.')>69 February 26, 2010

Jizzjitsu 

The act of teleporting semen into a suspect/s body or pockets, mastered by Law Enforcement Officers

During training I had to go to Nepal and learn the ways of Jizzjitsu

Jizzjitsu by Atlantican7 March 30, 2022

jizzapointing

Something that's so disappointing that you spontaneously ejaculate.

Kamil's grade in architecture class was very jizzapointing.

jizzapointing by cracka ass fantastic February 18, 2011

jizzoint 

prison

oh shit, were goin to the jizzoint this time.

jizzoint by elcochinoe November 1, 2003