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jizzoint 

Joint. Left-handed cigarette, maryjane, pot, weeeeed
Let's go smoke a jizzoint!
jizzoint by jeepzilla December 12, 2003
Related Words

jizzintine 

a jizzintine is a clementine that you cut a hole into and jizz in it. close it back up and freeze it and serve it as a dessert at a dinner party.
Oh-no! i Forgot to make the jizzintines for to night!!!!
jizzintine by Spartacus(>'.')>69 February 26, 2010

Jizzjitsu 

The act of teleporting semen into a suspect/s body or pockets, mastered by Law Enforcement Officers
During training I had to go to Nepal and learn the ways of Jizzjitsu
Jizzjitsu by Atlantican7 March 30, 2022

jizzapointing

Something that's so disappointing that you spontaneously ejaculate.
Kamil's grade in architecture class was very jizzapointing.

jizzoint 

oh shit, were goin to the jizzoint this time.
jizzoint by elcochinoe November 1, 2003
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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