jizzed up

A combination of being "jazzed" and "ginned up" about something.

To be in a state of excitement as a result of an event or occurrence. To be "up in arms" about something.

Bob: The last thing we need is for people to get all jizzed up about our company's third quarter loss, it was the result of unusual circumstances.

Phil: I think you meant to say ginned up...but your point is well taken.

by RedBeard53 April 21, 2010

Jizzed Up

The event in which one has a gargantuan erection of the penis; a mega boner

"John was so jizzed up his penis was twice the size it had been before and solid as a rock!"

by randomthingamajigs June 25, 2022

Jizzed Up

Term for really excited in Papa Leone's speak. To become stimulated, impationed, exhilerated, or exuberant

I was really jizzed up to see that hot asian girl's titty!
Person 1: dude did you see that titty?
Person 2: Yeah, i was all jizzed up! i love seeing titties!

by Doseph April 19, 2011

jizzed up

1. Another way to say f-ed up.
2. Messed up; disabled; particularly old people suffering from the mental affects of old age.

Those Twilight books are so jizzed up I want to kill myself!

Grandpappy Johnny's so jizzed up, he told me today that I look like God!!

by igotthedefs February 13, 2009

jizzed up

when you are covered in the creamy substance that is used to make babies, aka semen

guy 1: You should have seen how I left Susan last night, she was all jizzed up.

guy 2: zoinks

by Scoobysnacker December 22, 2022

Jizzed Up

You are full of loot in escape from tarkov

Bro I'm jizzed up right now

by Dick Sucking the 3rd June 11, 2023

Jizzed Up

You are full of loot in escape from tarkov

Bro I'm jizzed up right now

by Dick Sucking the 3rd June 11, 2023