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jizz missile 

A shot of semen fired from a mans penis.
After I fired a jizz missile in my girlfriends mouth, I got up and left.
jizz missile by freddy cee December 4, 2005
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jizz missile 

The first blast of semen from an ejaculating penis
I pulled out just in time to to launch a jizz missile at her forehead.
jizz missile by piggro December 22, 2008

Jizz Missile 

A Jiss Missile is when you you put a funnal around youre cock at youre climax and aim it at youre partners mouth so the jizz will shoot direckedly at there Uvula to cause them to gag from the amount of jizz shooting into there throat.
Jack "Yo did you here bode gave shaquein a Jizz Missile"

Erica " no way I want someone to Jive me a Jizz missile"

Jack " Ok come here then"

jack gave Erica a Jizz Missile Shortly after that.
Jizz Missile by The big mamma t November 12, 2021
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