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Jishnu is a sanskrit word which is a synonym for Arjuna, a mythical hero in Mahabharatha . Literal meaning of this name is "Victorious". The one and only Jishnu is also known as stickler.
Bush: Mom, I want to be Jishnu (crying)
Hitler : Mom, I want to be Jishnu(weeping)
Mahatma Gandhi : Mom, I want to be Jishnu(crying loudly)
Obama : Mom, I want to be Jishnu(weeping)

Moms : (sadly) No my boy, you can't be Jishnu. Let us pray to God that you will be Jishnu in your next birth.
by sniper the megalomaniac August 25, 2009
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Smart good-looking clean hearted one
Takes care of beloved funds solutions for problems basically hungry type
The guy being Jishnu is great.
by Jimikkikamal March 20, 2018
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The act of forgetting things, running into things, and watching too much hentai.
Breadboy pulled a Jishnu and forgot his lunch ticket.
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by breadfish shipper #1 May 15, 2016
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The act of losing something, forgetting something, or running into doors.
"Brendan pulled a jishnu and forgot his lunch, what an idiot"
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by cupcakehowlter June 21, 2016
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You’re a dumb cunt.

New Zealand is a fucking shit-hole of a country.

People are not “kind” or “friendly”.
They are a terrible bunch of people.

The country is boring as fuck.
The woman are bitchy and fuck ugly.

That being said its safe and easy to what ever you want.

~Pete
Man, I hate Jishnu.
I'm so scared of Jishnus.
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by Jishnu April 19, 2018
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