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jingle shingles 

Any made-up illness used to get sick days around the holiday season.
Elf 1: Man, it sucks that Christmas is in the middle of the week this year. I don't want to have to take vacation days just to travel.
Elf 2: Just call in with a case of the jingle shingles.
Elf 1: Nah man, you need a doctor's note. I'll have a better chance using holly jolly herpes.
jingle shingles by teknik December 21, 2013

jingle for my shingle 

1.)making money in the roofing industry
2.)selling roofs(shingles) and making the sale
3.)redneck way of making any kind of money from selling
Andy has been in the roofing industry for years now. He always say "jingle for my shingle".

jinglestring 

noun. The string holding the tea bag to its tag, enabling the user to raise and lower the tea bag into the cup of tea without wetting their fingers.

also used as an insult, primarily by respectable young children whose parents forbid the use of more profane insults.
"Where would we be without the jinglestring? Making the perfect cup of tea has never been easier."

or

"You are a jinglestring"

or

(points finger and chants) "Jinglestring, jinglestring, jinglestring!"
jinglestring by BLind_Turn June 5, 2005

Jingleting

Definition 1: Another way to call someone your hb

Definition 2: Another word for a lil jit

Created by Da’Qinkle
Example 1: That’s my jingleting.
Example 2: Look at that jingleting.
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026