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jingle shingles 

Any made-up illness used to get sick days around the holiday season.
Elf 1: Man, it sucks that Christmas is in the middle of the week this year. I don't want to have to take vacation days just to travel.
Elf 2: Just call in with a case of the jingle shingles.
Elf 1: Nah man, you need a doctor's note. I'll have a better chance using holly jolly herpes.
jingle shingles by teknik December 21, 2013

jingle for my shingle 

1.)making money in the roofing industry
2.)selling roofs(shingles) and making the sale
3.)redneck way of making any kind of money from selling
Andy has been in the roofing industry for years now. He always say "jingle for my shingle".

jinglestring 

noun. The string holding the tea bag to its tag, enabling the user to raise and lower the tea bag into the cup of tea without wetting their fingers.

also used as an insult, primarily by respectable young children whose parents forbid the use of more profane insults.
"Where would we be without the jinglestring? Making the perfect cup of tea has never been easier."

or

"You are a jinglestring"

or

(points finger and chants) "Jinglestring, jinglestring, jinglestring!"
jinglestring by BLind_Turn June 5, 2005

Jingleting

Definition 1: Another way to call someone your hb

Definition 2: Another word for a lil jit

Created by Da’Qinkle
Example 1: That’s my jingleting.
Example 2: Look at that jingleting.
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square grouper

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"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
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