Jimmy James

When you dip your balls in yellow paint and then hang onto the bumper of car. As they drive the car, you squat down and touch your balls to the pavement creating lane dividing lines. Then you use your bloody balls to create an abstract art painting on a back of a homeless 50-54 year old woman from Las Vegas.

Man...I have the biggest urge to Jimmy James right now.

Jimmy James by Nizzate January 29, 2007

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Jimmy James is the biggest chavvi 💪💪

Jimmy James is massive and a big chavvi

Jimmy james by anonymous November 22, 2021

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Jimmy James Jr

When Jim let's Vinny suck on his ballsack and nut inside of him.. resulting in an unplanned pregnancy that neither one was ready for.

"Hey babe, make sure to wear a condom... don't want a Jimmy James Jr."

Jimmy James Jr by Themanhoff October 26, 2022

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Jammy Jam James

There is only one Jammy Jam James. He is the fittest person imaginable, everyone fancies him. A Jammy Jam James is , for want of a better word, simply personified in the word Sex Machine.

"Oh My God! Is that Jammy Jam James?!?! I want him RIGHT HERE, RIGHT NOW!! "

Jammy Jam James by james_8 March 11, 2009

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JimmyJamesJim

A guy who insulted another named Brian as Barry.

Barry? Seriously?
He has a NASCAR driver name now!

That guy called me by the wrong name. He JimmyJamesJim me!

JimmyJamesJim by DeafLEGO September 23, 2020

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Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

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Nerd neck

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.

What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!

Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019

Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

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