jimmy john's challenge
jimmy john's challenge by Save yourself for dessert February 22, 2018
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Day old Jimmy John's bread by __Mudkip November 18, 2017
Jimmy Johnson
The most powerful evil in all of academics. The biggest, the baddest, the worst possible thing you can think of doing multiplied by your scariest nightmare. A Jimmy Johnson is the ultimate level of difficulty possible for any test, practice problem, or example. Nothing is more difficult than a Jimmy Johnson.
Slightly easier but still near impossible is a Johnson
Slightly easier but still near impossible is a Johnson
"That chemistry test was an absolute Jimmy Johnson, how does expect us to do that shit? It was impossible!"
"Bro that was a Jimmy Johnson, I felt like a baby sucking a hot dog stuck in a hijacked plane."
"Bro that was a Jimmy Johnson, I felt like a baby sucking a hot dog stuck in a hijacked plane."
Jimmy Johnson by bigboss204 March 13, 2019
Jimmy Johns
I sweet ass sub shop with the most delicious french bread ever. Everything is fresh cut in the shop including all the meat and veggies and the bread is baked in the shop too.
They just so happen to have a store in Marquette, MI if your ever travelling through.
They just so happen to have a store in Marquette, MI if your ever travelling through.
Person 1:"Hey man what are you getting from Jimmy Johns."
Person 2:I was like "Bitch, gimme a number 5 with peppers and maybe a pickle."
Person 2:I was like "Bitch, gimme a number 5 with peppers and maybe a pickle."
Jimmy Johns by kelly January 17, 2008
Jimmy Johnstone (Jinky)
Jimmy Johnstone, or more affectionally known as Jinky by his fans. Was the greatest ever Celtic player, scoring over 162 goals for them in over 500 appearances in the 60's, and was in the 1967 Lisbon Lions (the first British team to win the European Cup). Jinky wore the number 7 shirt, and as a mark of respect, Celtic are currently campaigning for the SFA to allow the whole team to wear his shirt number as a mark of respect during the CIS Cup Final against Dunfermline Athletic.
Jimmy was diagnosed with Motor Neurone disease, a disease that destroys your brain's ability to send nerve messages and wastes your muscles away. After his diagnosis, he became an active campaigner for raising awareness of the disease.
The wee man sadly died at 6am GMT on Monday the 13th March 2006. He will be sadly missed by all.
Jimmy was diagnosed with Motor Neurone disease, a disease that destroys your brain's ability to send nerve messages and wastes your muscles away. After his diagnosis, he became an active campaigner for raising awareness of the disease.
The wee man sadly died at 6am GMT on Monday the 13th March 2006. He will be sadly missed by all.
OMGZ did you see that goal Jinky scored when they played Rangers??!??!?!
Jimmy Johnstone (Jinky) - Greatest Ever Celt - R.I.P wee man
Jimmy Johnstone (Jinky) - Greatest Ever Celt - R.I.P wee man
Jimmy Johnstone (Jinky) by punkycelt March 27, 2006
jimmy johnson
jimmy johnson by jamarious quangle dangle June 3, 2022
Jimmy Johns Challenge
Can you be freakishly fast????
Step 1: Order Jimmy Johns Sandwich (add a cookie)
Step 2: Find a porn you want to watch (box of tissues)
Step 3: Begin to masturbate (it is a race)
THE GOAL IS... Can you finish before the Jimmy Johns Sandwich is delivered??
Step 1: Order Jimmy Johns Sandwich (add a cookie)
Step 2: Find a porn you want to watch (box of tissues)
Step 3: Begin to masturbate (it is a race)
THE GOAL IS... Can you finish before the Jimmy Johns Sandwich is delivered??
Yo bro... Last night I tried the Jimmy Johns Challenge... I was about to finish and then the son of a bitch delivery driver was knocking on the door. I did't know whether to bust a nut or grab the sandwich.
Cum to find out. I answered the door with a raging hard on(the size of Webster) I paid for the sandwich and then went back to jerking it.
Cum to find out. I answered the door with a raging hard on(the size of Webster) I paid for the sandwich and then went back to jerking it.
Jimmy Johns Challenge by GOAT... The little pinky toe February 14, 2014
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