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Jimmy Job 

Getting a hand job with a condom on.
Jared: “Hey Dan, how did last night go with Liz?”
Dan: “ We went to her place and she gave me a Jimmy Job.”
Jared: “Jimmy Job? What’s that?”
Dan: “ She slipped a condom on and jerked me off. She said she didn’t want to get her sheets stained.”
Jimmy Job by Nabrueman December 27, 2018
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jimmy-job 

A Jimmy Job is when you do something on the rush, in other words, an improvised thing. A more formal equivalent expression would be To do something on the run
In Sense8 Season 2 episode 3 when Sun was breaking out of prison Nomi and her friend Bug were trying to hack the system, then Nomi asked bug :

Nomi: Bug?
Bug: I got something. Bit of a jimmy-job
jimmy-job by Plitz June 15, 2018

Jimmy-Jobs 

Another name for condoms. Used in the presence of parents, younger siblings or children, other adults etc.
The name comes in two parts.
Jimmy just a name to alliterate with job plus it's a male name.
Jobs which mean they are doing a particular job.

You wont believe what i saw Jack buying today... some Jimmy-Jobs!
Jimmy-Jobs by romanticheroine April 9, 2008
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
stove by anthony willison March 18, 2004
Word of the Day on August 4, 2026

Walky-Talky 

A derogatory term for able bodied people or people that can walk. This definition was coined by disabled influencer Valerie Weber
Person in wheelchair: “look at that walky-talky over there.”

Friend in wheelchair: *looking at person who is walking* “yeah haha
Walky-Talky by odd muffin October 5, 2021
Word of the Day on August 3, 2026

Scrapnel 

(N) :
All pieces left over after an art project or home improvement.
"After we made the decorations for the party, there was 'scrapnel' all over the floor"
Scrapnel by IceSniper February 22, 2025
Word of the Day on August 2, 2026
A hardo is a person who tries extremely hard at everything. Most times a hardo will try very hard at things that do not require excessive effort. For example, sports practices, gym class, etc.
Wow did you see Jack at practice today? What a hardo!
Hardo by Thuhkilluh September 4, 2014
Word of the Day on August 1, 2026