1) When a male "diddles" oneself ; to whack off
2) The male form of diddle
3) To get sexual gratification through self-stimulation
4) Gripping your foreskin and repeating a constant up and down hand movement for a period of time until one cums and/or feels satisfied

Alex: Hey what are you doing?
Jimmy: AH Nothing get out..
Jake: Dude gross stop jiddle'n!
Alex: Man, not on the orange blanket...

jiddle by megan,val January 13, 2008

Jiddies

The best pillows in the world, aka best titties owned by Han Jisung from Stray Kids. The jult secretly loves it the most.

I want to touch those jiddies.
Those jiddies should be in the big tittie committee.

Jiddies by Squirrly Squirrel July 17, 2020

Jiddlyspinks

Used to express disbelief or disappointment.

Person A: "Harold just flipped his ostrich tosser."
Person B: "Jiddlyspinks! He just got that last Christmas!"

Person A: "Jiddlyspinks Harold! You just flipped your ostrich tosser!"
Harold: "AWWWWW Jiddlyspinks."

Jiddlyspinks by Luckawocka August 26, 2010

jiddlizing

Meeting Tiddles the Tortoise from Peppa Pig in the locker room.

Jimothy: I jiddlized yesterday, but it was really pathetic.
Bethany: Suck in your breath, Tiddles loves suffocation. Jiddlizing is an art.

jiddlizing by anarchy boom boom May 18, 2021

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

Word of the Day on September 25, 2026

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026