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Jear desus 

A frase used by Brandon Faris. It is hard for autocorrect to not change jear to hear or near.
Jear desus! That lamp hasn't been knocked over today...
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One of the most smartest people living. Is usually colorblind. Gets a girlfriend near christmas and usually stays with his girlfriend (A) until college and beyond. One of the bestest friends to talk about with girl and guy problems. Can always try to make people better. Make friends feel more appreciated. He is sometimes full of fun and sometimes full or care. He is a great friend to keep.
Jemar is a perfect guy for her.
Jemar by blueberrimacarons April 15, 2014

Jear Desus 

A phrase used by Brandon Farris and commonly adopted by the Dooders.
Jear Desus Kelly has fainted again.
1. someone who lives with their parents and only spends money on video games, vaseline, and tissues.
2. someone who has well developed finger and/or wrist muscles as a result of constantly counting their money, playing video games, and masturbating.
3. the reincarnation of a roman tax collector.


That jewart had an $11 tab and only paid $10! WTF?

How was your date with Matt?
Fuck that jewart, he didn't even pay for my meal and he tipped with monopoly money.

Be careful around that jewart, his horns are deceptively sharp.
jewart by terry twillstein December 13, 2008

JeZadelling 

To photobomb a professional photo in a way which makes you the centre of attention. This is traditionally done at weddings.
Person 1: Damn man, Jenny has JeZadelled everyone of our wedding photos.
Person 2: Yeah man, Jenny is the best at JeZadelling!
JeZadelling by Arjade February 25, 2015
(Verb) The act of smoking, or inhaling marijuana of any kind.
1. Let's go jefar before this test!

2. We jefarred so much yesterday, we almost died.

3. Jefarring is so much fun!
Jefar by JefarCrew October 28, 2010