A smart and intelligent person who is book smart and is athletic and takes relationships serious and who is fine asf and is honest to everyone about how he feels and is usually fast
A cute, funny, athletic guy he is clumsy and he is Puerto Rican mixed with something else he is unressistable every girl secretly wants to be his girlfriend even girls best friends he is very buff and has anger issues when he is really mad he is kind helpful nice caring and loving he is very humble and has obsessions with sneakers
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.