jewtor

to tutor someone of the Jewish faith

Did you jewtor Barry Feldbaum in chemistry today?

Yep, I jewtored the shit out of him.

by Knott March 29, 2008

Jewtor

A person of Jewish extraction who instructs other Jews, or non-Jews, in the ways of the Jew.

#1. Sarah: "Sorry I'm late to lunch, my Jewtor kept me behind to practice maths"
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#2. Levi: "my Jewtor thwacked me with his yad because I couldn't recite all 285 rules of acquisition"

by Mr-lol March 30, 2009

Jewtopia

A land where Jews are imprisoned to escape persecution from Nazi Germans and ancient Egyptians.

It's current location is unknown. This area is not antisemitic nor is it a concentration camp per se.

If you're feeling down and lonely being a Jew, take a trip to Jewtopia, where you can be with all your doctor and lawyer friends.

by Poopoo Pants of Doom August 3, 2012

jewtown

A large congregation of Jews.

Kazakhstan, Kazakhstan, you very nice place! From plains of Tarashek to northern fence of Jewtown!

by Polska_Deutschland_Russland November 4, 2008

jewter

A Jew who is riding a scooter

Look at that damn Jewter.

by PurpleCobra February 14, 2019

jewton

The town of Newton Massachusetts. Has a lot of Jews. Is called Jewton.

Yo man, lets go to the new jewish deli in Jewton.

by Urban Dictionary April 28, 2005

JewMorris

A Person of relevance to awesomeness or superb gayness.
depending on the style of hair wheter or not the person is gay.
Curly hair is awesome. Anything else is just wana Sykes

DUDE! Great Bass Playing! Your so JewMorris

WTF MAN don't be JewMorris god!

by Jewdip November 10, 2009