Jewstorming

When you have a freind who is jewish and you make a circle around him and bust your load on their face while squirting water on them like a storm.

"Drew we are Jewstorming all over your face tonight"

by aship19 March 8, 2024

Jewstring

A "Jewstring" is basically a "G-String" manufactured specifically for Jews. "Jewstrings" tend to be unexpensive and in some situations very uncomfortable. Typical "G-String's" are built to fit comfortably and at times can cost a fortune! "Jewstrings" were invented so Jews can save money, but still be stylish. They come in lots of sizes and colors. The most popular being "Yiddish Yellow," "Shalom Silver," and "Goy Green."

Guy: "Hey, check it out! That chick's Jewstring is showing."
Girl: "Eww, why are looking at her Jewstring?!"
Guy: "Cause it's totally showing!"
Girl: "You're sick!"

by LBeezie92 February 25, 2010