Jewel Staite 

1. An immensely talented and good-looking actress best known for her role in the popular but unfortunately short-lived sci-fi series Firefly. Unfortunately, the sky was taken from the struggling cast and crew by Fox, who decided that giving such a masterpiece a chance to flourish, along with the associated shininess that Ms. Staite brought, would be unthinkable. In spite of this unprecedented act of douchebaggery and the blow it dealt to the potential of her ever playing a great role in a quality production again, she continues to amuse others for the betterment of mankind by being extremely hilarious.

2. I dun no who dis Jewl Statie bitch is but she suxxx!!!!! I men she got dr Becket fired an stuff!!!!1

The first definition is much more widely accepted throughout the civilized world by the virtue of being correct.

Also, she's taken. Sorry gentlemen (and ladies).

Jewel Staite is one of the shiniest human beings to have ever lived.

Jewel Staite by soundslikestrawberry February 22, 2011

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008