Jew Magic
A type of magic held by all Jews to con others of their money or to place a curse those whom they dislike.
Jew Magic by Christopher Sparling May 15, 2017
Jew Magic
1. Matt used his Jew Magic to help us win the football game.
2. That girl is using Jew Magic to look hot.
2. That girl is using Jew Magic to look hot.
Jew Magic by Dem0nCrsecent October 24, 2007
Related Words
Jew Magic • Magical Jew • magical jew hair • Jew • jew-fro • Jew-ish • Jew-Jitsu • jew canoe • jew'd • jew-gold
Jew magic
Jew magic by Prom3th3an June 28, 2010
magical jew hair
a magical jew hair, is a random hair that grows in an unusual place, often the pinky.
Usually found on Jewish males.
Usually found on Jewish males.
Oh dude, I found the magical jew hair!
You know, I have a magical jew hair on my pinky that I can't get rid of.
You know, I have a magical jew hair on my pinky that I can't get rid of.
magical jew hair by The AlliCat January 7, 2010
Magical Jew
A jewish person that can perform tasks that no one thought possible or can create something awesome out of seemingly normal objects by using his jewish powers.
Leroy: Dude there's no way you can bounce that pong ball off that lamp, over the couch, through that small pipe, off Becca's cleavage and into that cup for game.
Brian: Watch me (shoots)
Everyone: Holy shit!!! I can't beleive he made that! He is one magical Jew.
Brian: Watch me (shoots)
Everyone: Holy shit!!! I can't beleive he made that! He is one magical Jew.
Magical Jew by Brian D. January 7, 2006
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crunchy
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Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
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Modified derivative of granola.
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murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
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Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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