Jew Hammer

A cheap-ass cock-swallower who waits until the last possible minute(in the restaurant) to decide to tell you he is penniless!! Now what? GTFO!!!!

You don't even have a couple bucks to leave as a tip??? You are such a F'n Jew Hammer!!!!

by Carolina Boy September 8, 2009

Jew Hammer

A sock filled with coins, used for bludgeoning purposes.

"I don't know why the villain in Casino Royale used a rope to bash James Bond's nuts, he could have just used a Jew hammer."

by Saint947 April 23, 2014

Jethammered

The feeling of drunkeness when severely jetlagged

Dude, I've just done an 11 hour flight and I'm off to get jethammered

by Kenzo79 January 28, 2009