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Jew Fingers

A person who after touching something makes it highly unluck for every person here after.
Dammit matt, you touched my Magic deck again with your damn jew fingers didnt you. Now this deck sucks.
by Jokers_Law February 4, 2010
mugGet the Jew Fingersmug.

Fingering Jews

In 1979, several executives of the organization were convicted and imprisoned for multiple offenses by a U.S. Federal Court. The Church of Scientology itself was convicted of fraud by a French court in 2009, a decision upheld by the supreme Court of Cassation in 2013. The German government classifies Scientology as an unconstitutional sect. In France, it has been classified as a dangerous cult. In some countries, it has attained legal recognition as a religion.
Nigga, thou shall enjoy fingering jews.
by HitlerForeskin May 1, 2025
mugGet the Fingering Jewsmug.

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