Jetro Tan
The reddish colored tan one gets while tailgating in the Jetro Lot, or just while tailgating in general. Sometimes painful, may lead to cancer, and somewhat preventable via sunblock.
Person A: Hey man, that sunburn looks nasty
Person B: What sunburn? This is just my Jetro tan...
Person A: ...
Person B: What sunburn? This is just my Jetro tan...
Person A: ...
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