Jesus christ on a bike 

an exclamition of complete surprise, can be used instead OMG or some other thing you say when your surprised

Random: Yes i got an A, fuck yeah!

Random 2: Jesus Christ on a bike i got a D+

Random: Stupid gimp

Jesus christ on a bike by ph1LL September 19, 2010

Jesus Christ on a bloody bike 

This term will most likely be heard in the uk. It is used when surprised or appalled.

Mike:(gives Derek a fright)
Derek:Jesus Christ on a bloody bike!!!

See jesus Christ

Jesus Christ on a bloody bike by Fayextreme May 22, 2016

Jesus H. Christ on a Bike

The Irish/UK version of Jesus H. Christ in a Chicken Basket, this phrase is used in extreme situations of shock, surprise, annoyance, or disgust. The addition of a well placed f-bomb can, of course, up the ante considerably.

"Liverpool couldn't beat Sheffield United?! Ah, Jesus H. Christ on a Bike!!!"

Helpful chap in bathroom: "I say, it appears that your penis is dripping a rather greenish looking slime."
You: "What?! JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A BIKE!!"

Jesus H. Christ on a Bike by Gaz Edmunds September 17, 2008