jesus penis
jesus penis by kkbabi April 12, 2010
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Jesus Penis
When any male has a tattoo of Jesus inscribed upon their penis in any location.
Done so that during penetration, the man can say to the woman. "Can you feel that? You have Jesus inside you."
Done so that during penetration, the man can say to the woman. "Can you feel that? You have Jesus inside you."
Woman: "Oh, Jim! That feels fantastic!"
Jim: "I knew getting a Jesus Penis was a great idea. Doesn't sex always feel better when you've got Jesus inside you?"
Woman: "DAMN RIGHT IT DOES!"
Jim: "I knew getting a Jesus Penis was a great idea. Doesn't sex always feel better when you've got Jesus inside you?"
Woman: "DAMN RIGHT IT DOES!"
Jesus Penis by RaptorJesus666 December 5, 2009
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Shawn: "Wait what the fuck is jesus penis?"
Dawson: "Oh, you know!" (winks at Shawn)
Shawn: "Love you hubby."
Dawson: "Love you too hubster."
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Dawson: "Oh, you know!" (winks at Shawn)
Shawn: "Love you hubby."
Dawson: "Love you too hubster."
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church hurt
church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.
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