When you have a sore in the middle of your hand. Either from a blister or a cut, in place where jesus got nailed to the cross.
by thebubbler June 12, 2011
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Also known as an oh shit handle.
Also known as an oh shit handle.
by Ko'rhyan March 26, 2009
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Noun: The handle located directly above passenger seat doors which can be grabbed when divine intervention is required.
by Alison A. September 27, 2009
Get the Jesus-handle mug.The handles on your car used for
a) hanging dry cleaning
b) holding on to dear life while you are in some sort of accident, praying to Jesus.
They are more commonly known as oh shit handles.
a) hanging dry cleaning
b) holding on to dear life while you are in some sort of accident, praying to Jesus.
They are more commonly known as oh shit handles.
Wendy made several tight swerves that caused Bobby to crash into the window, so he held on to the Jesus handles to steady himself.
by Newbia Leogetti September 6, 2005
Get the Jesus handles mug.When playing four-mallets on the marimba or vibraphone and the ends of the mallets cause blistering at the center of the hands. This causes the hands to resemble jesus' hands when they were nailed.
by JeffR November 29, 2007
Get the jesus hands mug.The handles inside a car by the seats that be hung on to when swerving around tight corners and yelling "JESUS!"
Alice hung on with all her might to the Jesus Handles and yelled the accompanying expression as Luke took a tight corner.
by Indigo Starr March 5, 2010
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