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One of a kind. Sweet and stubborn. Quiet due to how loud her beauty vibrates. Smart and sexy. Has a great sense of humor. Exquisitely lovable, extremely loving even if she doesn't always know how to show it. Jessie's laugh will give you goosebumps and when she sings she is the only thing you will hear. Jessie is strong and indepent and she isn't afraid to show it.
Her love is unforgetable. Jessie is love. Jessie is an amazing friend, a better lover.
She's perfect, she is a Jessie.
Jessie by 4everU January 6, 2017
The most amazing girl you'll ever find. She's sweet, funny, beautiful, gorgeous, etc. She's lovable and never intends to hurt anyone. Amazing personality. Her eyes, hair, everything. Not just any girl, original. Crazy, but fun. Make sure you don't hurt her. You'll surely love her, I know I have. Her smile. It's... amazing. She might mess around with you sometimes but no matter what, you can't help but smile. She has a lot of blonde moments too. Once you meet a Jessie, don't let her go.
Friend: Man, Jessie is so adorable.

Friend #2: I know right, anyone would be lucky to have her.

adorable pretty gorgeous beautiful lovable
Jessie by SlowButProud June 5, 2012
Jessie is the girl every guy wants. She's beautiful, sweet, caring, loving, and can brighten your whole day in moments. Jessie is a little shy at first, but once you get to know her she's outgoing and a ton of fun to be around. If you have a Jessie don't let her go because you'll regret it forever. Jessie is almost impossible to not fall in love with. She is gorgeous, with beautiful eyes, an adorable smile, and the cutest laugh you've ever heard. She's a straight dime. She doesn't know how perfect she is, but you love telling her every second. She's also smart, kind, loving, hard working, and knows what she wants. Jessie is the best you've ever had and ever will. A Jessie will make you want to fall in love, and then you will want to stay. Jessie is the most amazing girl you'll ever meet and if you find one, make sure you hold on and never hurt her, because she would never hurt you.
Guy 1: Damn bro you see that girl over there?

Guy 2: Yeah she's hot as fuck.
Guy 1: she's beautiful! Definitely a Jessie.
Guy 2:hell ya she is!
Guy 3: yeah she is, that's my girlfriend, I'm the luckiest man in the world

Guy 1&2: fuck bro I'm jelly...
Jessie by Silverado16 July 6, 2014
Jessie. I don't know where to begin whenever I hear the name 'Jessie'. A girl who is beautiful, and funny, and smart, unique in everyway possible. She is out-going, she can get very wild sometimes and she sure knows how to party and have a good time! She is very smart but sometimes.. she doesn't show her smart side and gets to be a bit of a dumbass. But thats ok! It's ok because it's Jessie.. and anything Jessie does is adorable and you can't help but smile at her when she smiles, or laughs, or even when she's doing nothing! You just can't help but notice how beautiful she is. And when she looks at you with her beautiful eyes... It's like your dead. Gone. Her eyes make it look like the stars aren't shining. If you ever come across a Jessie in your lifetime, make sure you never let go of her and you hold on tight to her. She's hard to get back once you've lost her. Love her with everything you've got!
Mannn! I wish my girlfriend was a Jessie!
Jessie by jrizzi November 30, 2014
Seems shy and innocent at first but when you get to know them are the complete opposite. Hates to fight but has a ability to. Is sexy asf, If you fuck a Jessie you can’t forget it. Just truly amazing
Whoa their amazing it has to be a Jessie
Jessie by Writer.g April 14, 2019
Jessie is the greatest girl in the world! She smells greats, looks great, and is great!

She is kind and lovely. Flowers bow to her as their queen and fair maidens gaze in adoration of how lovely she is! Her sweat is perfume and her poops are works of art. There's nothing more lovely than Jessie. She lights up every room she enters and makes the boy she loves feel complete. She is everything wonderful encapsulated in a lovely floral pill. She is addictive and yet you can't overdose on the love that oozes out of her like a jelly-filled donut of love.

Don't ever let go of Jessie if you have her. She's the best thing that exists on this planet.

Plus, she knows the chorus of Future's "Mask Off" by heart. Man, if that ain't enough, I don't know what is?

She is not just beautiful, but smart as well.

She can prepare excel forms in a jiff! Boo Yah!
She is also kind. She's helpful and has an excellent smile. Dentist use her as a reference.

But for reals, that's a Jessie!
Ooh, that Jessie so sweet! Imma have to call the doctor for more insulin son!

Boy 1: I just got a cupcake from that girl for no apparent reason.

Boy 2: that's nice.

Boy 1: yeah, I think that girl was a Jessie.

Man, I wish I was as lucky enough to have a Jessie.

Flowers: "we adore you, our queen!"
*flowers bowing*
Jessie by SmoothBrownChocolate July 24, 2017
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1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026
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