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a complete pimp/stoner who everyone likes and who gets all the girls
That Guy Is Definantly A Jesse..
Oh Man What A Jesse!

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Jesse is the most awesomest person on the world you will meet. They can be jerks at times, but you just gotta love him :D . You can never hate him. Plus he is the most sexiest person ever!
Jesse <3
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Originating from ancient Israel and the Hebrew language, Jesse when directly translated means "God Is", as a statement of God's eternal nature and glory; past, present and future. Bears a similar statement to God referring to Himself as "I Am" in the Bible. Later on, other meanings were attributed as being "Gift", "Wealth" and "Wealthy", but it's true meaning serves as the ultimate expression of God's infinite/eternal nature.

Furthermore, as per Hebrew naming culture and language traditions, the name "Jesse" is an exclusively male name. There is only one proper spelling of "Jesse", and that is without the "i" in it. Many centuries later, the name "Jessica" was created as the female version, however, enough time passed and morons started naming their girls "Jessie" instead of "Jessica", or worse yet, just "Jesse"; thus the abomination was born. Jesse is not and has never been or will be a unisex name, it is 100% masculine going back thousands of years.

The name Jesse is straight out of the Bible; the father of King David. It is a name that exuberates masculinity and godliness.

There are two kinds of Jesse: the Christian Jesse and the godless Jesse, the alpha Jesse and the beta Jesse, the tall Jesse and (heaven forbid) the short Jesse, the true Jesse and the faux Jesse.

If you should stumble across the true Jesse, a tall Christian alpha male, then marry him quick before he's gone forever. Also prone to being a badass and old-fashioned. Tells great stories, too.
The Lord said to Samuel, “How long will you grieve over Saul, since I have rejected him from being king over Israel? Fill your horn with oil, and go. I will send you to Jesse the Bethlehemite, for I have provided for myself a king among his sons.” 1 Samuel 16:1

"My grandfather was named Jesse, my father was named Jesse, I was named Jesse, and at least one of my sons will be named Jesse; no surprise then that we're all ex-military and handsome men with charm and wit..."

"Yes my name is Jesse, yes I am a lady's man, yes I am wealthy, yes I am Christian, obviously I'm tall, no I'm already taken."

"I was nervous about meeting my new boss, until I learned he's a Jesse! What a relief!"

Jesse: "My dear, will you marry me?"
Jessie: "Yes!!!"
Jesse: "Good girl. Also, you're changing your name to Jessica before we get married."

If your name is not Jesse, then you will never be a true Jesse.

"Bitch I'm flawless!" -- Jesse
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An all around amazing guy. He is caring, sensitive, and makes his girl feel like the only one alive. He is a fantastic singer and is awesome on the guitar. Typically good looking. He is absolutely the most amazing guy you will ever meet, and he might quite possibly change your life forever. He is unforgettable.
I think I might have just found my Jesse.
by distant lover August 31, 2010
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A boy who i am completely falling for. A Jesse will never be a dick and will always make you laugh. You can never be bored while with a Jesse.
"Your a total Jesse"
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Amazing guy, who can make anyone laugh and feel comfortable. Sexy as hell. Anyone who gets to date him should feel privledged.
Man, did you see Jesse earlier? he was looking good.
by awake300 March 15, 2010
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A very gorgeous guy who always has the right thing to say. He can always put a smile on your face, and never fails to be the best boyfriend ever. He has short term memory, and has a weird obsession with Ice cream. He's the most amazing kisser on earth, and can make you feel ten times better than if you were on drugs. He is perfection.
"Who is THAT gorgeous guy?!"

"Oh just my boyfriend, Jesse."

"He's walking perfection."

"Dude, I know."
by CCCCCAPTAIN February 16, 2010
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