jersey shuffle 

Crossing more than 3 lanes of traffic in a vehicle without pausing or using a turnsignal, usually to get to an exit.

That b***h sideswiped me tryin' pull a jersey shuffle.

jersey shuffle by bdguyjersey April 2, 2006

Jersey Shuffle 

When a customer at a restaurant pays the bill partially in cash, the rest on the card. Then only tips for the amount charged to the card.

After enjoying an incredible first date, Jake pulls out a wad of cash to impress Laney.
"How about you go freshen up in the bathroom baby while I take care of the bill"
Little did Laney know, Jake only paid half in cash (low numbered bills wrapped in a fifty to make it look like a fat stack) because he planned on doing the Jersey Shuffle before he scrammed.

Some say it's not intentional, maybe he's just an idiot and doesn't understand how tips work. I mean, he's from New Jersey.

Laney went back to his house (his mom's house, but she was out of town) and sucked his dick because she thought he was a big player.

Jersey Shuffle by sir haxalot August 11, 2022

dirty jersey shuffle 

a hiphop dance started in New Jersey that goes along with the song "the dirty jersey shuffle" created by Expo, a new jersey native.

yo we were gettin twisted in the club the other night, we were in that bitch doin the dirty jersey shuffle.

dirty jersey shuffle by j ruggz June 26, 2008

New Jersey Shuffle 

When you’re taking a nasty shit and have to throw up at the same time, the ensuing scramble around the toilet is referred to as the “New Jersey Shuffle”. The act requires one to dismount the toilet without flushing to throw up while looking at one's own shit. The name comes from the fact that this act is almost as nasty as the state of New Jersey.

Guys I just pulled a New Jersey Shuffle but I dont think I'm hung over anymore.

New Jersey Shuffle by Phantom crapper December 5, 2009

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016