The act of unknowingly becoming a full-time assistant, personal chef, chauffeur, and life coach for a guy who contributes absolutely nothing in return. Symptoms include retrieving his lost shoe from a bush (like a tragic fairytale side quest), waking up early to look good for him when he barely looks at you, and sacrificing your last shot of Tito’s as if he’s some kind of VIP. May also involve picking up dirty vapes off the floor (why??), editing his homework for an hour, and literally being late to class just to staple it for him. Side effects include exhaustion, regret, and the haunting realization that he still couldn’t remember where you’re from. Treatment: Immediate self-respect and blocking.
“I spent my entire morning whitening my teeth, picking up his dirty vape, and stapling his homework—tell me why I’m out here Jeremy-ing for a man who can’t even keep track of his own shoes?”
To invite guests to a party either a few minutes before the party is scheduled or a few minutes into the party. The act is often seen as disrespectful by peers who were not invited due to the host Jeremy-ing the party.
It can be used in the past tense as "Jeremy-ed the party" and in the future tense as "will Jeremy the party."
It can be used in the past tense as "Jeremy-ed the party" and in the future tense as "will Jeremy the party."
Host: Welcome to the party
Guest 1: Why am I the only one here?
Host: I am going to invite the others in a few minutes
Guest 1: Fam, do not tell me you are Jeremy-ing the party
Guest 1: Why am I the only one here?
Host: I am going to invite the others in a few minutes
Guest 1: Fam, do not tell me you are Jeremy-ing the party
by RuffBudda January 24, 2022