A term referring to someone who fronts like he/she is down with the hood but has in reality led a
privileged upper- or upper-middle class existence for most of his/her life. Comes from the
ridiculous song of the same name by J-Lo, who is a known prima donna and knows
next to nothing about life in the ghetto.
Dave (after making shot and getting fouled): "And one."
Kevin: "What?!? Like hell I fouled you on that!"
Dave: "Who cares, man? I schooled your ass anyway. Count it."
Kevin: "Whoa.
You better check yo self, dogg. You can't be calling that shit in street ball games. Somebody would
bust a cap in your ass. You're lucky I didn't pack heat today."
Dave: "Ha, like you know anything about street ball."
Kevin: "I've been around, man. I used to play in a game where like half of the people were black."
Dave: "Wow. Did you really just say that?"
Bill: "Yeah, I bet you got into some really rough games growing up in that $5 million mansion in Atherton."
Kevin: "Whatever. I also played ball with our landscapers all the time as a kid and they were straight from the barrio, muchachos."
Dave: "Dude..."
Bill: "
Give it a rest, Kevin. Nobody buys your bullshit. We all know you're a total jenny from the block."