A term referring to someone who fronts like he/she is down with the hood but has in
reality led a privileged upper- or upper-middle class existence for most of his/her life. Comes from the ridiculous song of the same
name by J-Lo, who is a known prima donna and knows next to nothing about life in the
ghetto.
Dave (after making
shot and getting fouled): "And one."
Kevin: "What?!? Like
hell I fouled you on that!"
Dave: "Who cares, man? I schooled your ass anyway. Count it."
Kevin: "Whoa. You better check
yo self, dogg. You can'
t be calling that shit in street ball games. Somebody would bust a cap in your ass. You'
re lucky I didn'
t pack heat today."
Dave: "Ha, like you know anything about street ball."
Kevin: "I've been around, man. I used to play in a game where like half of the
people were
black."
Dave: "Wow. Did you really just say that?"
Bill: "Yeah, I bet you got into some really rough games growing up in that $5 million mansion in Atherton."
Kevin: "Whatever. I also played ball with our landscapers all the time as a kid and they were straight from the barrio, muchachos."
Dave: "Dude..."
Bill: "Give it a rest, Kevin. Nobody buys your bullshit. We all know you'
re a total jenny from the block."
