by billy the sperm June 10, 2006
Talentless woman who claims to be "from the block" when in fact, she was too middle class to be considered from the block. A so-so looking broad with a big ass and no tits who MOST likely slept her way to the top. Mariah Carey's long-standing rival.... Mariah Carey's rival I shudder at such thought... both talentless, greedy, self-centered whores.
The woman Ben Affleck left for the more talented, lovable, sexier, down-to-earth Jennifer Garner.
Crazy, demanding bitch who was walking around as if she were gonna give birth to the messiah.
Nowadays is Mrs. Zombie Skeletor... (she's married to Marc Anthony who left a former Miss Universe for her.... go figure).
The woman Ben Affleck left for the more talented, lovable, sexier, down-to-earth Jennifer Garner.
Crazy, demanding bitch who was walking around as if she were gonna give birth to the messiah.
Nowadays is Mrs. Zombie Skeletor... (she's married to Marc Anthony who left a former Miss Universe for her.... go figure).
Jennifer Lopez was way too fucking out of her mind so Ben Affleck left her ass a few weeks before the spectacle of a wedding she was planning.
by JacquelineBollinger April 23, 2008
A huge pair of buttcheeks with a highly coveted asshole. These enormous asscheeks rose to superstardom by teasing guys worldwide with the fantasy of fucking them.
After years as a struggling actor, Tony finally landed a small part in a major Hollywood movie. He says if he makes it big, he's gonna try to fuck Jennifer Lopez.
by HyperKnight July 14, 2008
a hot latino singer who comes from Bronx, she is very talented and has the nicest ass you could ever see
girl: hey aint that jennifer lopez?
boy: yeah i can see by the ass, i wouldn't mind hiting her from the back
girl: you b*stard, you had anal sex with me yesterday now you see a bitch from TV and diss me?!
boy: yeah i can see by the ass, i wouldn't mind hiting her from the back
girl: you b*stard, you had anal sex with me yesterday now you see a bitch from TV and diss me?!
by Krak2005 February 25, 2006
Jennifer Lopez
Jennifer Lopez a beautiful woman nicknamed jlo that was once homeless who started as a dancer for new kids on the block Janet Jackson & in living color to becoming one of the most successful triple threat entertainers/performers in Hollywood
by CandyBarMan June 26, 2021
Jennifer Lopoez also known as JLO,is a succesful puerto rican "superstar" singer/actress/and business woman.She's is hated by many people because of her many failed relationships. A lot of people say she isnt a good singer or actress but shes is making millions and is known worldwide.Shes has her own production company called 'Nuyorican Productions' & clothing line company 'JLE'(Jennifer Lopez Enterprise)by the way her clothing is line is one of the most succesful clothing line if history of celebrity clothing lines and her perfumes sale really well all over the world. This days JLO is one of the most famous and richest women in entertainment and richest latina in hollywood according to Forbes magazine.
accomplishments :
-most famous hispanic person in the world
-richest latina in Hollywood
-one of the richest women in entertaiment
-Lopez is the first actress and singer to have a film (The Wedding Planner) and an album (J. Lo) at number one in the same week.
-Lopez's perfume, "Glow", made history in 2001, by being the number-one perfume in more than nine countries in less than four months.
-Lopez has five number-one hits in the U.S. and a combined twenty weeks at number one.
-Lopez appeared on the 2007 Guinness World Records as the most powerful actress.
and has many more accomplishments although a lot of haters deny or accept it.
accomplishments :
-most famous hispanic person in the world
-richest latina in Hollywood
-one of the richest women in entertaiment
-Lopez is the first actress and singer to have a film (The Wedding Planner) and an album (J. Lo) at number one in the same week.
-Lopez's perfume, "Glow", made history in 2001, by being the number-one perfume in more than nine countries in less than four months.
-Lopez has five number-one hits in the U.S. and a combined twenty weeks at number one.
-Lopez appeared on the 2007 Guinness World Records as the most powerful actress.
and has many more accomplishments although a lot of haters deny or accept it.
bob: jennifer lopez isnt talented shes got a big ass! bla bla
randy: well then i dont know whats going on because she is making millions and is famous worldwide and youre just hating and are a nobody just hating like people on urbandictionary.com...*smiles*
bob:.......*keeps hating*
randy: well then i dont know whats going on because she is making millions and is famous worldwide and youre just hating and are a nobody just hating like people on urbandictionary.com...*smiles*
bob:.......*keeps hating*
by ImReaL February 08, 2007
A good dancer, & singer but even better actress she is one of the best actresses in the Entertainment Industry
Jennifer Lopez started her career as a dancer who transitioned into film becoming one of Hollywood's most well-known actresses
by CandyBarMan February 20, 2021