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A very humorous short overweight Caucasian male. Used mostly as a slang term in the south to describe a funny fat guy.
"Do you see that guy over there? He's totally a jellion."
"Yeah that guy is hilarious! His tits are bigger than mt. everest!"
Jellion by Grandmas butthole September 5, 2017
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A word used to describe humans who own a minimum of 3 houses and 3 cars. Since 1996, many rich parents have name heir "Jenling" in hopes that they will grow up being bimbotic and tanned. This word can also be used to describe people who have a fetish for Four Fingers Crispy Chicken.
Can you don't be as retarded as Jenling?
You eat so much Four Fingers you're like a Jenling.
jenling by Runflygrabland June 19, 2014

Jenlinity 

Well known old lady potato streamer. Known for master aim and pro driving skills in games but don't ask her about her thing for BDSM as she will just lie and deny it.
Jenlinity is such a cool potato nana!
Jenlinity by CozyBeard July 31, 2017
if u meet someone with the surname jennion count yourself blessed. he is the hardest working, best dressed. solenn is his fav person she’s so sexyyyyy!!! he doesn’t look good ginger🤭 makes sick music. if you try compete w you won’t win. no one compares. he’s sexy. if you hate charlie you hate yourself. he always wins. always has the sexiest bitch (solenn)!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
dangggg jennion is hard as fuckkkkkk
jennion by victor dwumah June 7, 2023
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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