Jel·ly·bish
/ˈjelēˌbiSH/

noun: jellybish; plural noun: jellybishez

1.
A person that it jealous because you won FOR ONCE! Typically transparent and has stinging tentacles around the edge.

2.
INFORMAL
Petty people that hate themselves, but they’re cute. It’s ok.

“You jellybishes tried to ruin it for me! But I got my Doreen Virtue orgy invite, after all!”

Jellybish by PolarisTarot March 10, 2019

JellyBish

A real jealous biiitch.

I'm been rocking these very stylish hippo purple snorkel goggles at the beach, getting lots of compliments from the boys and shit. My girl Becky all ignoring me cause she ain't getting alllll this attention. She a 'JellyBish'.

I see you staring at my corn fritters hoe! Get ya own! Ya 'JellyBish!'.

Yeah that's my new scrappy-doo coloring book, you 'JellyBish'?

Stop talking to Boneplug, that's my man 'JellyBishhh'

JellyBish by Jason Drov February 26, 2015

Jellyfish Backbone

Jellyfish backbone is a person who says one thing but does the opposite and blames others.

My boss has a Jellyfish backbone.
She speaks of standards and holding employees accountable for results. But, every time she has the chance to prove her statement she makes excuses and does nothing.

Jellyfish Backbone by Mr. Harrahs March 5, 2014

Superfast Jellyfish

A super colorful song about a breakfast food that only takes 3 microwave minutes. It's by Gorillaz, and Features De La Soul and Gruff Rhys. By the time this song is over your Superfast Jellyfish should be delicious and pipping hot.

Dude 1: Man, I have to wait 3 whole minutes for my shit to be ready!
Dude 2: Let's just listen to Superfast Jellyfish
Dude 1: HELL YEAH!

Superfast Jellyfish by VoltFlare June 14, 2010

jellyfish slap

When you masterbate into your hand and then slap somebody's face.

Steven had to jellyfish slap Trevor for sleeping on the train.

jellyfish slap by Drdog March 16, 2014

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026