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Jelly Sandwich

When you receive a hybrid handjob/blowjob while your junk is covered with KY Jelly to reduce friction and make twice the mess. Astrolube, though quite effective, is not the preferred product due to its apparent lack of flavor.
My girl crawled up between my legs and gave me a Jelly Sandwich so tight that my eyes rolled up into the back of my head when my cock exploded.
by LeddedBee August 13, 2019
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Jelly Sandwich

Is when you put jelly between some breasts and proceed to titty fuck them.

You can add peanut butter for a little bit of resistance
I gave her a jelly sandwich and then she licked all the jelly off my johnson.
by Dirt D May 7, 2009
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Jealousy. Hating. related to being jelly as in "are you jelly?"
Did someone have a Jelly Sandwich?
by word_g33k March 14, 2016
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They are such a good couple. They must be a Jelly Sandwich.
by Antisocialperson December 21, 2018
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jelly sandwich

It's a FUCKING sandwich, with PEANUT BUTTER and FUCKING JELLY between two FUCKING slices of GODDAMN bread.
STOP FUCKING SEXUALIZING FOOD I WILL OFF MYSELF FOR FUCKS FUCK.
"What do you want for lunch?"
"A jelly sandwich"
"Doesn't that mean-"
"SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU MOTHERFUCKING ASSHOLE"
"Wha-"
by AhaiMISO MAQM Productions September 12, 2022
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you will need:
3 pieces of bread
grape or strawberry jelly
chunky peanut butter

step 1) take the first piece of bread and put jelly on one side
step 2) take another piece of bread and put it on top of the jelly-side-up slice.
step 3) take the last piece of bread and spread peanut butter on one side
step 4) lay it peanut butter-side-down on top of the piece on top of the jelly-side-up piece
step 5) cut diagonally twice so that you have 4 triangles
step 6) set them up crust-side-down on a plate and serve with fries and a chocolate chip cookie
My tripple layer peanut butter and jelly sandwich costed $8 at the Ritz in Cayman.
by Rachel H June 30, 2008
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peanut butter and jelly sandwich

The best meal in America. Invented by Christopher Colombus and his band of merry thieves. While that may or may not be true, I love PB and J.
I want something awesome. I'll have a peanut butter and jelly sandwich.
by Harold Kyle April 27, 2004
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